Due to the entire rediculousness of this issue, we haven't been paying much attention to it. But, today (right now), as we write a paper, we also have the Dingwall hearings on in the background.
Here's our translation of the Dingwall hearing:
Backbench Tory MP: "Mr. Dingwall, are you corrupt?"
Dingwall: "uhhh... Mr. Chair, let me talk to my lawyer."
Backbench Liberal MP: "ohhhh, Mr. Dingwall. Yoou're soooo gooood."
Dingwall: "Bless you my child."
Backbench Tory MP: "For crying out loud Mr. Dingwall! Do you eat babies?"
Dingwall: "Mr. Chair, I'm not an expert on that and I wish to consult my legal council."
Backbench Liberal MP: "ooohhh. David Dingwall, you are soooo goood!"
Dingwall: "Ooohhhh. Legal advice..."