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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

sir, no sir, sergeant goldring!

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of s**t. Get the f**k off of my obstacle. Get the f**k down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Could these be the words of a future Canadian Boot Camp Drill Sergeant, Peter Goldring?

Does this have anything to do with THIS?

UPDATE: sure, okay, perhaps this may be a little harsh, but we just think the whole boot-camp thing is slightly looney.


Sean Tisdall said...

Just so Peter Knows His scheme of only sentencing those 30 and under will likely not be seen as constitutional even after the reasonable limits clause. He's discriminating on basis of age.

Unknown said...

I always thought it was "if it takes every animal in the congo". Thanks for setting me straight.

-Socialist Swine

Anonymous said...

I've been searching all over for the meaning of that quote. Anyone know what it means?